Dread's Proverbs

"If you can't stand the heat, freeze with your ice powers!"

"I like my women the same way I like my coffee, COVERED IN BEES!"

"Fall down six times, get a wheel chair."

""You have nothing to fear but fear of tigers."

"Then the dragon shield kicked the goblin horde into oblivion, and, you should have seen the badger's face! It was covered in bees! Now that, my friends, is fucking poetry. *Clap Clap Clap Clap* DRINK!"

"If you don't know make it up. If they don't believe you, shoot'em in the leg."

"Ninja Turtles. Shut ya gob!"

There you have. A bunch of random crap that doesn't mean anything! Your turn! Or not if you don't have anything to say. In which case get bent. HAHAHAHA!

So very random.... o-o

Err... the only random thing I can think of right now is this:

A giraffe jumped off a cloud and shot my swingset. ;-;

Or,

The milk is gone, but the cereal remains. v.v

Those are still good! Because there are no standards! Like high school!

That's true! xD

"when the going gets hard, hit the going with a bat."

"If you cant beat them, join them, then stab them in the spine with a rusty spoon."

"Rock the house but not to hard or the rabbit that lives under the stairs will eat your toes."

"house party? Hah! Try a moon party!"

YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!!

" Either you are going to lose or I'm going to turn into a helmet."

"Bring the pain! Then bring the chips and dip!"

"If you have to ask, yes, i will eat your soul, but that doesnt mean ill like it."

"When you have twenty dollars, you get a hooker, when your done beat her with a tire iron and take the money back."

"Dont forget, your going to die tommorow, so lets see that smile as your face is destroyed by the weed wacker."

"Recall again what your father said as you lay on your back."

"If you think no one likes you, maybe, it's because you are unlikable."

"Don't worry about what other people think. The whole world is a figment of your imagination so anyone thinking anything is just your subconscious."

"Do not be jealous of what others have, take them."

"Keep off the grass, stay on the 'grass'"

" Be wise beyond your years, plagiarizer your future self."

"Stare into the abyss. Make it blink first" - Courage Wolf.

"Dont show your pain, let them feel it later."

"Eat the shit your fed, its all you get till dinner."